One day a man put an advertisement in the local newspaper "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
When I married my wife I got three rings - an engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering.
In the first year of marriagne, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year , the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
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