How does a woman impress a man on a date?
Wear a short skirt and bring a case of beer.
Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
I like my men like my coffee. Finely ground and in the freezer.
I like my women like my coffee. cold and bitter.
When my friend's future son-in-law came to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage, he asked him if he was earning enough to support a family. The young man replied confidently that he indeed was but his bright young face fell a mile when his future father-in-law said, "think carefully now, son. There are 12 of us."
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